DavezMental’s Blog

So, I have always wanted to do something like this…I think I am an ill enough dude that my innermost thoughts should be heard….Either this won’t last very long or this is a start of a phenomena….either way, its just a bunch of randomness!

So, here it goes….

First off, last week, Lance Bass comes out of the closet. Like that’s a shocker! Now, I have nothing against gay people, but come on folks….did you really think he is straight???

And in fellow Enstync news….why is Justin Timberlake still selling records and making noise in the entertainment industry?? Call me a hater, but f’ him….I mean, he could sing….I liked “Gone” and “Cry Me a River.” Maybe I was vulnerable when those songs came out because they dropped right around times of break ups in my life, but here is my point. This little twit threw Janet Jackson, an American Icon, under a bus with that whole Super Bowl fiasco….yet America still embraces him…another thing I hate about him, is his street slang/accent, that all of a sudden appeared out of nowhere, when he talks…..wasn’t this kid a Mouseketeer?? WTF??? He has no street cred! Knock it off, Justin! Was I the only one that watched this kid cry on “Punk’d”?????

Anyways, speaking of America embracing retards….What is our infatuation with Paul Wall? He sucks! Stop making dude money already. He is the worst rapper ever. I would buy a Vanilla Ice record over him or Bubba Sparxx any day….That’s right…and before you go throwing my credibility out the window on this one….explain to me why you hate Vanilla Ice?? Didn’t you love “Ice Ice Baby” when it first came out?? His music was alright, until we learned that he lied about his background…give him a break, he was a kid when he first came out…an uneducated one at that…None of these white rappers made a smash like “Ice Ice Baby”…not even Eminem…Although Eminem is one of the greatest of all time and there is no comparison of the two….My point is this, stop listening to Paul Wall for crying out loud…and give Vanilla Ice a chance…don’t believe me, download his songs, “Hustlin’” and “Tell me Why” from his last album, which came out last summer. You’ll see he makes better music than Paul Wall or Bubba Sparxx…come on people, “Miss New Booty” is awful!!

Since we are on the subject of idiot white people….ever hear a whiteboy complain about cops to a black guy…hey I have nothing against white people, 25% of my friends and 99% of my family are white, but come on fellas, I never seen you get hosed or clubbed by cops on tv! I never saw you have dogs sicked on you…stop crying….u have nothing to bitch about….yeah, I got pulled over by jerk off cops for no reason before, but I have never been a victim of racial profiling and neither have u….so, stop it! If you wanna complain to black people for something, complain to them that are too noisy during movies!

Now, I am not a racist ok, but when it comes to driving…what is up with Indian Drivers?? Again, before someone gets offended, one of my best friends/former roommates from college is Indian, so is a business partner of mine, and some of my favorite students (I teach)…But are Indian Drivers not the worst?? They are worst than females on their cell phones and even New Yorkers….I have never been cut off more times in my life for no reason by any other driver ever….And talk about going 10 miles and hour under the speed limit in the left lane! If its not an Indian Driver, its a New Yorker…say what u want but 9 times out of 10 its one of them! Unless you live in PA, or NJ, you might not appreciate that statement, but in NJ its the truth….And New Yorkers could say what they want about us in the city…hey, if we are lost, we are lost…but when you’s guys come out of the city, you have no clue how to drive on highways….stay to the Right!

Another random race question…what is it with Black Guys and Big White Girls?? Now, thanks for taking them off our hands, but damn….what’s really the deal ? And just for the record, I have nothing against interracial dating…Half of the girls I have been with are non-caucasian….so, I have on ly had one girl in my life…but she was mulatto…so, that is a true statement…Just Kidding,so this might be hard to believe but I have been with more than one girl… I have been with Asians, Black Girls, Latina Girls, White ones, and even A muslim and a Jew…I tell you this, b/c I know this is a sensitive subject to some people…so, If this paragraph or any of the other ones bothered you…Lighten Up! Its all Fun! And by the way, I don’t have anything against Big Girls either…they need lovin too! Right??

Now, the whole Mel Gibson thing is getting out of hand!!! You know, Jew jokes never hurt anybody! What’s the big deal..and hey, don’t call me insensitive…one of my close friends and closest aunts are Jewish….I am just saying what happened to the first amendment anyways?? And he might have a point, don’t they start ALL the wars?? Ok, bad joke…

Enough of race…By the way, I have friends of all races and don’t have a prejudice bone in my body…I just think some things…call them stereotypes or not, are funny!

Now, more randomness….You have to love those people that give up Pork and Beef because it’s not healthy to eat them….yet these health nuts drink, smoke (legal and illegal substances), and have unprotected sex…hmmmmm

And aren’t pet lovers getting out of hand?? I was at flea market the other day…and I saw someone pushing a dog in a stroller!! Knock it off!

Ever get sold out by a friend or someone you love?? I have and it sucks..especially, when it’s your so-called best friend…but hey, I guess they just weren’t meant to be in your life…screw them…

Have u ever gone to the city and seen someone passing out fliers…tough job, but if you want a good laugh and have time to kill, watch people’s reactions to being offered a flier…hahaha…people are weirdos! Some curse at the flier passer-outer, others try to duck him/her, some yell at the person, some throw it back in their faces, etc….It makes a good laugh, if you just step aside and watch!

When it comes to sex,how come if a man sleeps with a lot of women, he is a stud; but if a chick sleeps with a lot of men, she is a slut….Take it from Dave ladies, there is nothing wrong with you getting yours!! Do your thing….Just don’t cheat! That goes for men too! If you are in a relationship and you sleep around, then you are a slut! And fellas, you are dogs! Other than that, have fun and wear condoms!!!

Last random thought…whats the deal with Apples?? How come sometimes they are Dee-Lic-Ious and others just flat out awful…Awful to the point where u take one bite and throw it out, and have that foul taste in your mouth for the rest of the day….Damn, can’t life be easy??